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Joke of the Day

"What do the Japanese call a large apartment? An itssoroomy."

"Where did the pirate go to college? Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard."

"What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD? A trip without kids."

"""I'm gonna die. What is happening. Whaaa-ooahh actually that's not bad"" - first guy to poop"

"What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican? An ambulance."

"How many sides does a pentagon have? Jet fuel can't melt steel beams."

"My bank has informed me that Twitter followers can not be used as collateral for a car loan. You guys are useless."

"Subway should be taken to court. They force their male employees to make sandwiches for other people and that is clearly sexist."

"Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk? Because he wanted them to work over-time~"

"I knew she'd been working at the foundry... because I smelter."