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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about that new movie Constipation? Oh wait - it hasn't come out yet! *ba dum tss*"

"Why dont witches wear panties? So they can grip the broom."

"[At job interview] M. ""No, English is my second language."" I. ""What's your first language then?"" M. ""Emoji."""

"Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila."

"What do Terry Fox and Adolf Hitler have in common? Neither one of them could finish a race."

"If anyone ever tells you they've lost their voice, They're lying."

"A chemistry lab is a lot like a party... Some people drop acid while others drop the base."

"Funny pick up line Are you from Japan? Because I want to get in Japanese!"

"MURDERER: could a murderer do THIS? *defendant proceeds to not kill anyone* JUDGE: he's got a point"

"A stupid knock knock joke Knock knock! Who's there? Europe. Europe Who? No you're a poo!"