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Joke of the Day

"A chemistry lab is a lot like a party... Some people drop acid while others drop the base."

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"What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle? Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish."
"One day, i came across a mute man, and he said"
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"In 1969 we put a man on the moon... In 2016 we put a man in the ladies restroom."
"If I could go back in time & change any event that would alter the course of history: I probably wouldn't have super sized that fry order."