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Joke of the Day

"What do Terry Fox and Adolf Hitler have in common? Neither one of them could finish a race."

"What is a tree's favorite drink? Root Beer"

"Jesus may have walked on water but Steven Hawking runs.. ..on batteries."

"Here's the joke: I'm bad at insinuating. A*hem*, I **said** I'm bad at insinuating!"

"You can't spell 'jew' without the word 'ew'."

"My last gf was so Mexican... that I needed a glass of milk to toss her salad."

"Cosby/Fogle for President! Americans can forget the last 8 years happened and feel like kids again."

"How do you call a Russian tree? Dimitree"

"What's the similarity between the unborn Chinese female and this joke? [removed]"

"I broke up with my girlfriend, Ruth.. Now her friends call me ruthless. EDIT: Got hacked. Password and emailed changed, this post was changed to something else for a brief period by the hacker."