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Joke of the Day

"What do Terry Fox and Adolf Hitler have in common? Neither one of them could finish a race."

"Friend: Your three kids are so well behaved! Me: Well .... there used to be four."

"An Irishman saw a notice outside a police station which read: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY. So he went in and applied for the job!"

"Like my Uncle always told me, if at first you don't succeed... keep sucking until you do suck seed."

"Auto correction can suck my duck."

"*popular kid is struggling in class *gets a tutor to help *Kool-Aid"

"REPUBLICANS: I can't believe Trump won. DEMOCRATS: I can't believe Hillary lost. ME: I can't believe it's not butter!"

"A bank is a place that will lend you money... if you can prove that you don't need it."

"If porno was realistic, there would be kids knocking on the door yelling that spongebob was on a commercial break."

"[interview] Any questions? ""Why isn't Bigfoot called Bigfeet?"" No about working here ""Oh! If he worked here would you call him Bigfeet?"""