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Joke of the Day

"What do Terry Fox and Adolf Hitler have in common? Neither one of them could finish a race."

"Just shook a piece of cellophane off my finger and now I'm exhausted."

"What happens when you tell a sexist joke to a feminist mod? [Removed]"

"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice"

"I hate that feeling when your iPod earbud accidentally gets ripped out of your ear and you want to murder someone with a hammer."

"Did you guys read the book about the midget that hung himself with a belt? I heard it was top notch"

"What's the difference between the French and toast? You can make soldiers out of toast!"

"Opinions are like orgasms Mines more important and I really don't care if you have one."

"Being possessed would be cool because you could turn your head all the way around to say ""wrong hole"""

"Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration camp."