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Joke of the Day

"[At job interview] M. ""No, English is my second language."" I. ""What's your first language then?"" M. ""Emoji."""

"Racist jokes... Go!"

"A skeleton walks into a bar.. Something something beer and mop.."

"I once tried to pick up a lady with a sausage joke.. ..I don't think it could have gone any wurst"

"ME: Lord, what have I done to deserve this GOD: *unfurls a scroll that keeps going for miles* Well"

"How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool? ""Please get out of the pool"""

"I'm not a womanizer! They were all women when I found them!"

"""How dare you accuse us of cheating?"" said the Patriots, struggling to get a jersey on the giant robot tiger that Katy Perry rode in on."

"Did you know... ...95% of Chinese have Cataracts and the other 5% drive Rincolns."

"My professor accused me of plagiarism His words, not mine."