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Joke of the Day

"MURDERER: could a murderer do THIS? *defendant proceeds to not kill anyone* JUDGE: he's got a point"

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"[At job interview] Interviewer: Do you have a police record? Me: No. But I do have a few of their albums on cassette *hires me instantly"
"What would twitch.tv's mafia be called? El Kappa"
"Your mother has terrible taste in children."
" Why doesn't Santa have any kids? He only comes once a year."
"I'm not fat Just short for my weight"
"*approaches man sitting at the bar Me: would you like to dance Him: yeah! Me: that's great because I need to sit down"
"My sex life is such a disaster... My sex life is such a disaster that last night the Red Cross showed up with coffee and doughnuts."
"What did the alien say to the cat? Take me to your litter."
"MAST JOKES: NICE JOKES HERE http://mastjoks.blogspot.in/2013/01/blog-post_6225.html#.UQPwWr-kpkg"
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