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Joke of the Day

"A stupid knock knock joke Knock knock! Who's there? Europe. Europe Who? No you're a poo!"

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"I feel sorry for Eazy-E He went from Straight outta Compton to Straight outta condoms before getting aids. I'm sorry."
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"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""why the long face?"""
"Where did Abdelhamid Abaaoud do most of his craft shopping? Wahabi Lobby."
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