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Joke of the Day

"If anyone ever tells you they've lost their voice, They're lying."

"Yelp review: Excellent food, friendly service. That said, I did notice a smudge on a window and was forced to set the building on fire"

"There once was ... There once was a fellow named Wes, who tried to make his comments the best, although sometimes he missed, he never expected to get dissed, but some redditors downvoted nonetheless."

"Did you hear about the brain implant that can fix stupid? It's called a bullet."

"I always take my kids on vacation during drug awareness week...because there's just some things they should learn from their dad."

"I am going to stop procrastinating tomorrow."

"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial A young woman did not fart in her husband's lap. -- Some Sumerian, 1900 BC"

"My parents are both bisexual, but I never really felt loved or wanted around the house. I guess I am a bit of a by-product."

"Telling somebody you love them is like telling them your dream from last night. You can explain all you want. They'll never understand."

"What's white at the top and black at the bottom? Society"