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Joke of the Day
"Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila."
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"So far it's been an, ""I look okay enough to go to Walmart but not to go to Target"" kind of day."
"If a Hammerhead Shark met a Nail Tail Whale.. Would they..Hit it off?"
"Have you ever noticed women say men only have one thing on their mind? Yet women constantly ask us what we're thinking."
"I asked a Mexican man how he was voting in the next election. He was on the fence."
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"Now you can handle those nasty cuts from the comfort of your home... ... with ""Suture Self""."
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