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Joke of the Day
"Funny pick up line Are you from Japan? Because I want to get in Japanese!"
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"The cannibal nervously decided to try his first human meal Much to his dismay, he got cold feet"
"""Risky Star"" What kind of a star can be risky? . . A shooting star!"
"It's so hot outside... I'm sweating like a poodle at Michael Vicks house."
"Eating spicy food is like expressing your love to someone who has no interest in you... you always get burned in the end."
"What's the easiest way to find a gay West Virginian? All his cousins are male!"
"You know what would be a good name for a cocaine delivery service company? Instagram"
"Pepsi just bought out Nike. Nike's new slogan will be, ""Just Dew It""."
"I don't understand people with anchor tattoos that say, ""I refuse to sink."" It's a damn anchor! It's supposed to sink! What am I missing?"
"They say that dog is mans best friend ... ... but I don't have enemies that stare me directly in the eye whilst taking a shit on my carpet"