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Joke of the Day
"another from my sis when she was 5 What do you call a ice cube in the toilet? Poop cuber"
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"Where did Napoleon keep his armies? IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter."
"A student told the teacher when he grows up he wants power. The teacher replied well your gonna first need to learn algebra..lol"
"Since wine is made from grapes its technically accurate to say I did a fruit juice cleanse for New Years Eve."
"Q. What's te definition of a bachelor pad? A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator."
"If you watch the movie Twister backwards it's the story of friendly tornados saving lives, rebuilding destroyed towns and playing with cows."
"What did captain Kirk do in the head? He Shatner."
"What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a pornstar with a bout of diarrhea? One shucks between fits."
"What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed? There's 21 of them"
"What is better than a cold Bud? A warm bush."