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Joke of the Day

"What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke? Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea"

"When I was younger, I used to feel like I was a man trapped in a woman's body Then I was born. (Source: sickipedia)"

"My middle finger will be answering all questions today!"

"Why was the turkey (bird) named after the country? Because fuck you that's why"

"I'm so sick I feel like a white boy at his first Kanye concert (masterpiece)"

"The most complicated thing about women is the way their brains don't make any sense."

"What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Isaac Newton died a virgin. Repost."

"Why couldn't Edward leave Russia? Because he was Snowden."

"Role playing in the bedroom was fun until my wife gave me a speeding ticket."

"How did the mermaid get into a car crash? ...because she was fish tailing!"