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Joke of the Day

"If you watch the movie Twister backwards it's the story of friendly tornados saving lives, rebuilding destroyed towns and playing with cows."

"What's the difference between a black man and happiness? You can't buy happiness!"

"Why do women parachutists wear jock straps? So they don't whistle on the way down."

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his ass"

"What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ"

"There's a sticky penis on my doormat... It must've come in the post."

"Did you hear about the alien megastructures located near the Milkyway? *Handwave* nanobots"

"What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree on top of you would kill you? A pool table."

"I don't see why we're worried about running out of resources. I mean, how many people can there be in the world? Like a million?"

"The Egg Race Who came in first? The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second? The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last? That would be the baked egg."