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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a pornstar with a bout of diarrhea? One shucks between fits."

"When Homer Simpson plays Dungeons & Dragons... He uses a D'oh!-decahedron."

"I went to a place to buy some weed, turns out they didn't have any but they sold some shoes... I don't know what those things were laced with but I was tripping all over the place."

"What did the gay guy say to Pinocchio? Lie to me motherfucker."

"My father is invisible... a trans-parent"

"Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them until the light comes on."

"What did the little cloud say about the big cloud? I think you're condensating for something."

"Just donated a kidney. Hope somebody checks that Goodwill box."

"My favorite thing to do after a nap is immediately take a second one."

"#MakeAFilmUncomfortable The Godfather - With Benefits"