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Joke of the Day

"A student told the teacher when he grows up he wants power. The teacher replied well your gonna first need to learn algebra..lol"

"A new study shows body-image issues start as young as 3. How awful. That means 2-year-olds with gross bodies think they look okay."

"What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons? Arr! It's driving me nuts!"

"Why do Farts Smell so Bad? So the deaf can enjoy them too."

"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? *Christopher Walken*"

"My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well... I was amazed, I never knew they worked."

"What's the difference between men and women when watching video? The phrase ""I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film."" usually has a completely different meaning."

"What's a superheroes favorite narcotic? Heroine"

"My son said he was touched by the priest at todays religious service I was there too, it was a beautiful ceremony"

"I just found out that ""Birdman"" has nothing to do with Hawkeye, and now I want to see it."