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Joke of the Day

"What smell foot, pussy and ass in the same time ? rolled into a ball tights"

"Man with 5 penises A man has 5 penises and when one of his friends found out, they asked him ""How do your pants fit?"" The man responded, ""Like a glove""."

"How do I know when your sister's on her period..... Your dad's dick taste like blood"

"I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on too high she looked surprised."

"it's true My wife says not everybody pees in the shower. I need yall's help proving her wrong. Rate: Pees in shower and proud of it! Comment: Uh, no! What is wrong with you?!"

"I tried suing Amtrak for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case."

"There are many different theories about why humans even need to sleep but I'm pretty sure it's to charge our phones."

"It's a damn shame when a man works hard all week then comes home for dinner and relaxation but has to work extra hard to get love and appreciation from his woman."

"""I found some shit in your room...No, I found actual shit. Feces...Well I should hope it's from your shoes, otherwise what the fuck?"""

"What's the difference between a battery and a women? The Battery has a positive side."