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Joke of the Day

"What smell foot, pussy and ass in the same time ? rolled into a ball tights"

"50 years ago you had to get really fucking drunk to drop your phone in a urinal."

"The best way to tell if a movie character is depressed is if there are a bunch of open chinese food containers sitting around"

"*Trains lightning bugs to spell* Karen, they have a message for u WILL YOU M- ""Omg Yes!"" OVE OUT? Oh good. Here I packed your bags already."

"My buddy and I started a mountaineering business 6 months ago, and things haven't been going so well. We may have peaked early."

"What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat? ""Men, get in the boat!"""

"I was going to have a life but then twitter happened."

"#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A raccoon and a tree commit multiple felonies"

"Q. What is the color of the wind? A. Blew."

"Three girls were waiting for their periods ..."