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Joke of the Day

"My buddy and I started a mountaineering business 6 months ago, and things haven't been going so well. We may have peaked early."

"Why did the man vomit after eating Middle Eastern food? It made his stomach falafel."

"Watch Forrest Gump *feel inspired *toss orthotics out, go for jog *1/2 block later, keel over and die next to shit happens bumper sticker"

"men r from mars , women r frm venus , neither are capable of reproducton or space travel so species dies out [RECALIBRATE SIMULATION?] <Y/N>"

"Why do mexicans only cross the border in pairs? Because the sign reads no ""tres""passing."

"Why is religion like mobile gaming? Free-to-pray, pray-to-win."

"I'm thinking about joining a sports team just so I can get my butt slapped."

"Few things more demoralizing than saying ""excuse me"" to a mannequin."

"What else can you call pictures depicting children sexually? Underdeveloped photos."

"Anti joke Why did the boy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a bus"