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Joke of the Day

"I was going to have a life but then twitter happened."

"What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ? Cut funding for wind power in Australia"

"What happened when the pig ran into his ex? there was a porkward silence"

"We all have that one friend with the hot sister everyone wants to get with."

"Dear Ad Agencies, Please stop using doorbells in your TV commercials. On behalf of dog owners everywhere, Thanks!"

"How did Jamie find Cersei in the long grass? Satisfying."

"Why is Russia the gassiest country? Because their leader is Putin."

"What's it called when you sneak into a homosexual wedding? A gay-tecrash Dad joke, right there"

"How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo? Julio"

"Christina Applegate should totally get involved in a scandal-- then we could call it Applegategate"