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Joke of the Day

"#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A raccoon and a tree commit multiple felonies"

"Just yelled ""F, YOU GUYS!"" to my students. Another perk of being a music teacher..."

"Someone discovered my password. Now I have to rename my dog."

"I got done for shoplifting today. I paid for six cans of Sprite at the self checkout, but when security checked my bag he discovered I'd picked 7 up."

"Katy Perry has made it so awkward to buy cherry chapstick. I swear that cashier just winked and licked his lips at me."

"The year is 2157, our world is much like the one in that futuristic movie starring Tom Cruise. No, the other one. No, the other one. No, the"

"What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of? Vampliers"

"My grandad keeps complaining about erectile dysfunction. He really needs to grow up."

"Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn't get a date. "

"Did you hear ISIS secretly makes sex toys? They specialise in blow up dolls"