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Joke of the Day

"What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat? ""Men, get in the boat!"""

"Jay-Z should open a pizza place. But all good pizza places need a nice Italian name, he could name it.. Lou Menotti's."

"Never run with scissors. Unless... You stole them You're running a 400 meter scissor relay You're being chased by giant paper dolls"

"Do you know why you dont get along with cassiopeia? Cause she is petrifying gays."

"Harambre the Gorilla hasn't had much luck After getting shot on Earth, Harambre got mauled by Cecil the Lion"

"What's a thoughtful person's favourite dip? Hmmmus."

"What did the radioactive sample say to the other radioactive sample? IDK."

"she left me for good. what am i suposed to do now? ""...there ar plenty of fish in the sea"" OK DUDE FOR THE LAST TIME IM NOT GONA DATE A FISH"

"You know what they say about men that live in glass houses... They beat their wives in the basement."

"I was thinking about sharing a joke about the Boston Marathon Bombings But there are just some lines that should not be crossed"