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Joke of the Day
"Don't blindfold an Asian with a shoe lace. That's lacist."
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"Why can't moccasins play the blues? They've got no sole."
"Is it just me or do those red foil wrapped Hershey's kisses taste almost identical to the silver foil Hershey's kisses? I'll keep testing."
"Q: What goes: click click click ""Now? FUCK!"" click click click ""Now? FUCK!"" etc... A: A blind guy working a Rubix cube."
"Her: I told you! Two beers and you're home at 10! Him: Oh, it was this way around."
"Guy: I don't deserve you. Girl: Awwwww...you're so sweet... Guy: I don't mean that in a good way."
"""Wearing horizontal stripes will make you look bigger and really stand out."" Young Waldo: (whispering) Some day I'll prove you wrong."
"My swimsuit told me to go to the gym today but my sweatpants were like nah girl you're good."
"The US has so many disasters You would almost think it was built on top of thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds."
"If you take a picture of a man named Richard... Is it a Dick pic?"