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Joke of the Day
"[offensive] what's pink and covered in cobwebs Madeline McCanns bike"
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"What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt? Marco's polo"
"Like my grandma always says... put more booze in the mashed potatoes"
"TIFU by having the wrong teacher take my class for me while I was off Work. Whoops, wrong sub."
"If you don't know me, don't judge me. Unless you're making me a pizza and you say ""This woman looks like she wants extra cheese."" That's ok"
"You could kidnap my mom and she'd still ask if you've eaten."
"America's obesity epidemic is pretty shocking, until you remember that we're the country that invented flavored floss."
"What does a pescatarian librarian eat when they're hungry for a little snack? Microfiche."
"[bedtime] brain: hey remember that lost episode where the couple gets paralyzed DO THOSE SPIDERS LIVE NEAR US me: SLEEP brain: NO, GOOGLE IT"
"What do women and Spotify ads have in common? They're both annoying and want your money."