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Joke of the Day
"Her: I told you! Two beers and you're home at 10! Him: Oh, it was this way around."
Next Joke
"This spa was amazing! Umm Miss, you just walked through our car wash."
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade my dick down your throat."
"Showing your love used to be buying them flowers or writing a poem. Now it's just looking at them for 5 minutes without checking your phone."
"I often find myself singing in the shower, which can be extremely frightening. Is he a clone!? What is this place! SOMEBODY HELP ME."
"Jill on Facebook is trying to find a way to get cat diarrhea out of suede boots and I don't think I'm hungry for lunch anymore. ."
"For Sale: Dwarf Jacuzzi Can also be used as a foot spa."
"What is the difference between a wife and a parasite? At least a parasite won't leave you for someone else after sucking everything out of you."
"What did one gay sperm say to the other? ""How am I supposed to find an egg in all this shit?"""
"I wanted a sweater for Christmas... But instead I got a screamer and a moaner"