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Joke of the Day
"Why can't moccasins play the blues? They've got no sole."
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"what should i do for my 30th birthday??? I'm only 23 but it pays to b prepared"
"Him: You hang up first. Me: *click"
"Attention people who aren't employees: you should wash your fucking hands too."
"I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it. I returned it. Now where to spend my $608?"
"Your momma's so stupid... ...she asked what army Colonel Sanders was in."
"What's an Australian's favorite element? Gold"
"0 Jokes Q: What did Zero say to Eight? A: Nice belt. Q. What did Zero say to Nine? A: Nice dick. Q: What did Zero say to Ten? A: Hey don't kick my ass."
"Why will you never go hungry in a desert? Because of all the sand which is there."
"What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA? Thrown out of the petting zoo"