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Joke of the Day

"Is it just me or do those red foil wrapped Hershey's kisses taste almost identical to the silver foil Hershey's kisses? I'll keep testing."

"Daughter has amputated three dolls in the span of twelve hours. Really hoping our dog is smart enough to stay away from her."

"How do you call musicians who produce hit after hit? Hitlers"

"I don't like camels And anybody who can go a week without a drink."

"My friends tell me I'm condescending Condescending is when you talk down to people"

"What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian Bail"

"Nothing will get this Billy Joel song out of my head. At this point, I'm praying for a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack."

"My ex called me a peadophile... Pretty big word for a 6 year old. Edit for all the nazis: paedophile... Common typo and not the worst in the world imo"

"What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke? i j k"

"Q. How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert? A. Because they look at *your* shoes when they're talking to you."