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Joke of the Day

"If you take a picture of a man named Richard... Is it a Dick pic?"

"What do you call a ceramicist with a beard? A Harry Potter"

"For the past 2 nights my stomach sounds like cat purring when I lay down. I'm terrified to Web MD this. I'm too young to have kittens."

"Cops call their dogs K-9 because if they call K-10, then it's a cat."

"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because he won't born yesterday."

"A small bird made of oak Be good if there was a related joke, wooden tit? (Credit: Tim Vine)"

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!!"

"first you light 100 candles, then you fall asleep. this 'burn your house down' spell works every time"

"Disney just hired someone to raise and tend for their cows. I believe Mulan was hired on Moo-lawn."

"And the Lord said onto John, ""Come forth and you shall receive eternal life"" But john came fifth and won a toaster"