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Joke of the Day

"One crazy fantasy I have is having any energy to do things after work."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anais ! Anais who ? Anais cup of tea !"

"If a dentist makes his money off unheathly teeth,why should I trust a toothbrush 4 out of 5 dentist approve?"

"If intelligent people don't start procreating faster than the trash in ""Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,"" we're all heading towards a very dismal future. Am I the only one seeing this?"

"How can you tell that you had sex with a Mexican woman the night before? You wake up with a jalapeno seed on your dick."

"You could make a whole biopic about my life using only the infomercial footage of people unable to perform simple tasks for no reason."

"When I was younger, my parents used to make me go stay with my grandparents at the weekend And it was so cold in that cemetery!"

"So..I just broke up with Jim. We were just not working out."

"More girls chase after me everyday than Leonardo, Channing Tatum and Ronaldo combined -Bus driver"

"I went to a casting for the lead role in a midget porn film. I didn't get the part, but I was told I made the short list."