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Joke of the Day

"Go to tattoo shop to get both legs fully covered. Before he touches me w that needle, I run off yelling 'thanks for the free shave loser!'"

"What did the one tampon say to the other tampon? nothing, theyre both stuck up cunts edit: special thanks to justinjoytheride"

"My favorite dinosaur is the Clitorous, its is the smallest of the dinosaurs, it is also hard to find because it likes to hide in the bushes Credit goes to comedian Etta May."

"*wife comes out in a robe* I'm hiding your present Yes it's wrapped Nooo, it's not in the fridge [5 minutes later] IT'S NOT IN THE FRIDGE!"

"Best Joke of all Time Civil Rights Act of 1866"

"Why do black people have white palms? There's a little bit of good in everybody"

"I didnt know how to tell this guy at Home Depot his fly was down... and he didnt know how to say thanks when I tried to help him zip it up."

"You're not sure outrun and make sure."

"Marijuana does have an adverse effect on my spelling skills. It's to the point that Google even knows when I'm high."

"Welcome to Skagway where the population always remains the same. Every time a child is born, a man leaves town."