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Joke of the Day

"A corgi walks into a bar Bartender: what can I ge... Corgi: I'll have a jack and coke Bartender: why the short paws?"

"elephant: i'm thirsty, how do i drink mother nature: inhale water & squirt it from ur nose directly into ur mouth elephant: what the hell"

"What do tour call a man that is happy after performing oral sex on a woman Gladiator"

"How did Obama react when he heard Donald Trump won for president? [*removed due to copyright infringement*]"

"Why do black people go to church? Because the father is actually there."

"1 in 5 people are Chinese. Only 5 people in my family, it's either mom or dad, brother Colin, younger brother Ho Chan. I think it's Colin."

"Request: biology jokes Hey guys I need some jokes for my biology class to liven things up a bit so gimme your best. ( pick-up lines and puns also acceptable)"

"I feel like I'm not giving my followers enough in my tweets. Would you be interested in stock tips or free shampoo samples?"

"What happens if Hillary Clinton gets so sick she dies before the general election? ...she goes to hell"

"Why do black people like to ""whip"" when dancing? Because for one they aren't on the receiving end! Yes I know i am being racist, so dont point it out"