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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A bench can support a family"
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"Best jokes come from real life. This happened this morning. The toilet is clogged. My wife and I both insist we've only gone #1. One of us is full of crap and the other one is full of crap."
"Quickly after robbing my bakery, a man got a severe headache Serves him right. It's not his grain, it's migraine"
"Candidate, with lisp, interviews for executive position at Citibank Interviewers: ""Alan, where do you see yourself ten years from now?"" Alan: ""Running shitty bank."""
"Do you even Choo Choo? Because you are a ""Damn Girl"" Karma train"
"I didnt just read it I Reddit"
"Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? One goes ""cockadoodle doo"", the other goes, ""Any cock 'ill do."" Old joke my 60-something grandfather told me when I was 10"
"Why do space rocks taste better than earth rocks? Because they are a little meteor"
"This guy in an overcoat walks up to two old nuns on a bench and opens up his coat to reveal he's completely naked underneath. One of the nuns has a stroke. The other one couldn't reach"
"Any one want to get a Helen Keller thread going? What do you do after you rape Helen Keller? Break her fingers so she can't tell her mom."