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Joke of the Day
"What do beekeepers say when they go to work? ""Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"""
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"If only Africa had more mosquito nets... We would save millions of innocent misquitos dying from AIDS"
"I like my beer like I like my violence... ...domestic"
"What does a gay horse eat? HAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY"
"My husband needed more space... So I locked him outside"
"Sexual predators are never funny Unless Lena Dunham writes about being one."
"Why did the farmer get an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."
"Has legs, but don't walk... has feathers but it is not a chicken... What it is? A dead horse with a duster in his ass"
"Not to brag but a girl at this party said I look like the Hulk, of course it was when I was turning green from drinking too much, but still..."
"Protip: Never look up from your breakfast if you hear the words ""gruesome discovery"" coming from your TV on the morning news."