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Joke of the Day
"What do beekeepers say when they go to work? ""Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"""
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"The scariest thing about the Cold War was the threat of getting stuck inside a bunker with your spouse."
"Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car? She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe"
"Reasons he didn't text you: - He forgot. - He fell asleep. - His phone died. - His pet died. - His GF died. - He died. - He thinks you died."
"We should just rename television viewing ""watching Geico commercials""."
"Donald Trump managed to build his wall and kept the mexicans out. Now he has a new target for extinction: Ladders, ropes, shovels, airplanes..."
"What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?.. In professional wrestling they know what they are doing."
"100% of Guy Fieri fans drive drunk."
"What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium? WATER YOU DOING"
"If a boy touches your... Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say ""don't"" and if he touches your pussy say ""stop""? Daughter: But mom, he touched both so I said ""don't stop"""