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Joke of the Day
"Money can't buy you happiness? Well, poverty can't buy you anything."
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"A pencil walks into a bar The bartender says, ""We don't serve your type here."" The pencil yells back ""Erasist!"""
"How do you know if someone is a vegan? They tell you."
"Gf: Remember that night we had unprotected sex Me: Yeah Gf: I'm having twins Me suspiciously: We only did it once why's there two babies"
"When she tells you to go deeper But your all out of poems"
"A couple friends and I are opening a chicken wings restaurant called the ""Right Wing Cafe."" We don't actually sell any wings, we just complain about other wing places."
"So two men walk into a bar... Which is weird. You'd think the second one would have noticed it!"
"So a mexican says... Fuck weed, Legalize my mom."
"What is the difference between a baby and a stamp? I don't have a stamp collection."
"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? He's a small medium at large."