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Joke of the Day

"A pencil walks into a bar The bartender says, ""We don't serve your type here."" The pencil yells back ""Erasist!"""

"So an Irishman walks out of a bar...."

"I also like my coffee like I like my women ...ground up and in the freezer"

"Vampire 1: ""I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died."" Vampire 2: ""How awful!"" Vampire 1: ""Yes. Fortunately I found some in the neck of time."""

"Him: What's your fantasy, baby Me: Me, you and my cat wearing matching sweatersWHERE ARE YOU GOING I HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD YOU ABOUT THE NACHOS"

"When you're talking about everything and nothing Your talking two extreme."

"How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market? Buy high sell higher."

"John Lennon would have been 82 years old today had he not perished on 9/11. #KONY2012"

"Macbeth.docx That's a play on word"

"*feminist at thanksgiving dinner* ""dad will u use your white privilege to pass the salt"""