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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a baby and a stamp? I don't have a stamp collection."

"Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard? They both enjoy a good cavity search!"

"How did the farmer find his girlfriend? He tractor!"

"Lebron reminds me of Michael Jordan... ...when Jordan played baseball"

"Oregon have legalised marijuana and are creating a new strand It's called Oregon-o... ^^^I'm^^^Sorry."

"If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian, Then soviet."

"What does a guy think in the middle of a blowjob? Fuck i'm broke."

"Why did Mozart kill his chickens? They were yelling ""Bach Bach Bach Bach"""

"Like my Uncle always told me, if at first you don't succeed... keep sucking until you do suck seed."

"Waiter there is a dead fly in my soup ! No its not it's a piece of dirt that looks like one !"