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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if someone is a vegan? They tell you."
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"My mate just phoned me to tell me he had changed his name by deed poll to spinal column. ""Can I call you back?"" I asked."
"Meanwhile in business news... ...balloon prices are plummeting. Experts are putting it down to a poor inflation rate"
"You can joke about anything you want, just not Mexicans That's crossing the border"
"There is a race between a skull and a small butt one's clearly ahead, the other's a little behind"
"I'll take a Friday the 13th over a Monday the 13th every single time."
"My least favorite branch of the military is the Girl Scouts, they can't fight for shit."
"How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree? Wave."
"Curiosity is on #Mars. Sure went a long way after killing the cat."
"Two guys walk into a bar... Don't you think the second guy would have ducked?"