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Joke of the Day
"After winning the World Series, the city of Chicago is rioting So nothing seems to have changed."
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"Why do black people play basketball? Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal."
"I spilled some coffee. My wife called it grounds for divorce."
"""IS A DOLPHIN WHAT?!"" - Hitler's wife answering the phone"
"I got a banging sound system fitted into my car. Might make my job as a hearse driver more entertaining."
"Why don't melons marry on a whim? They cantaloupe."
"My girlfriend looks super hot without glasses. That's why I stopped Wearing them"
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are 99 cents, deer nuts are just under a buck !"
"This nation really has gotten lazy, what with buying pre-shredded cheese and all. I think it's time to make America grate again."
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office with nothing but saran wrap on. Psychiatrist says, ""I can clearly see your nuts"""