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Joke of the Day
"So a mexican says... Fuck weed, Legalize my mom."
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"What is Klaus Teuber's (designer of Settlers of Catan) favorite TV show? Brick and Orety"
"Boss: ok just bear with me *I growl and start clawing the air* B: wtf are you doing Me: I..You said.. B:first snail mail' now this..Just go"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amour ! Amour who? Amour you eat the more you want !"
"If I learned anything from my childhood, its that if you cry long enough, your dead hamster will be reborn as a rabbit"
"Caffeine is like my psycho girlfriend. As long as we're together everything is great, but if I ignore it for one day, it tries to kill me."
"I was visiting NYC for the first time when a black guy walked up to me and asked if the Yankees won I said, ""yeah man, you're free!"""
"What would you call a store that sold only mints and gum? Bad Breath and Beyond."
"What do you call a horse that's been all around the world? A globe-trotter!"
"What's the hardest part of being a gay black cop? The discrimination."