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Joke of the Day

"A couple friends and I are opening a chicken wings restaurant called the ""Right Wing Cafe."" We don't actually sell any wings, we just complain about other wing places."

"What do you call a black Canadian? Just 'Canadian'."

"What do u call a spanish man with a rubber toe? Roberto"

"A whale asks his dad ""Dad where do I come from"" The father whale replies, ""well from my penis"" ""Oh. Thanks."" Responded.the junior whale ""You're whalecum"""

"pessimist vs optimist (x-post from funny) The pessimist says, It can't get any worse!' And the optimist replies, Oh yes it can!"

"A Higgs boson walks into a church, ""We don't allow Higgs bosons in here!"" shouts the priest. ""But without me, how can you have mass?"" asks the particle."

"My wife said she wanted to have sex in the backseat of the car and she wanted me to drive -The late Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004)"

"Einstein's mother asks him ""are you happy."" Einstein replies ""relatively."""

"If I could choose any one mythological creature to become alive & real, I'd have to pick: My girlfriend."

"I told my mom about caching. She said it sounds expensive."