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Joke of the Day
"When she tells you to go deeper But your all out of poems"
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"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 Brazilian"
"What's the difference between yogurt and white people? If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture."
"Seriously ppl who eat pizza with a fork & knife? This is America. We shove it in our faces like the rest of the fat people. Get it together."
"How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains."
"I saw a woman at the fuel pump spill gasoline on her arm and then light a cigarette. The police arrested her for waving a firearm."
"Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate a bunch of PCP and is going apeshit!"
"Greek mythology in 3 words Zeus got horny"
"How does every racist joke begin? With a look over the shoulder."
"Coffee's a great way to fool yourself into believing you're going to have a productive day."