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Joke of the Day

"Hey girl, are you Karma? ...because Karma is a bitch."

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"The coolest Superhero would be The Inaudible Woman."
"Casting agent: If we hire you at SNL what would you like to accomplish? Me: Staying up past 10:00."
"Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed? Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule."
"[LPT] Always read the comment section of LPTs. There's always a better LPT."
"What do you call funny laboratory equipment? A comical flask."
"If at first you don't succeed... ...then sky diving is not for you."
"Say this to any woman. How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb? Idk how? You've obviously never changed one."
"The first rule of fight club is to ask her, ""Is that what you're wearing?"""
"Two mods and TheG18 walk into a bar... [dongered]"