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Joke of the Day
"If at first you don't succeed... ...then sky diving is not for you."
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"Baby are you an angler fish? Because I'm super into you."
"Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work. The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country."
"Through a telescope, I see a woman on a planet light years away. She waves. I wave. I awkwardly realize she is waving to the guy behind me."
"What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses? If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital."
"What did the dick say to the balls? Hang out here while I go inside."
"I was eating a danish... http://youtu.be/b5FQKsEgLnQ"
"Pumpkin Cider? I hardly know her!"
"Damn girl are you a humpback whale? Because you're very deep."
"What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years? Second gear."