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Joke of the Day
"If at first you don't succeed... ...then sky diving is not for you."
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"Q: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? A: If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment."
"Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?...... It's not because of the film's content it's because the people in the film are eating better than the people on board."
"The government is dysfunctional and needs to be fixed I'll probably fall in love with it any minute"
"The good news is I'm pretty much who I say I am. The bad news is I'm pretty much who I say I am."
"Am I supposed to bring condoms to a speed dating event? How fast do these things actually go?"
"The USA condemns unprovoked invasion of a sovereign nation."
"Before you insult somebody, walk a mile in their shoes Then, when you insult them you'll be a mile away and they'll have no shoes."
"What's pink with seven dents? Snow white's hymen"
"a beer at yankee stadium is like a monthly mortgage payment in any other state"