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Joke of the Day
"Two mods and TheG18 walk into a bar... [dongered]"
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"Thank you for calling ELVIS Direct Press 1 for the money 2 for the show"
"NASA announces rover ""Curiosity"" landed safely on Mars. In a related story, Martians are reportedly furious over the death of their cat...vow revenge."
"What do you call a prositute on her period? Unemployed."
"We could completely eliminate car thefts by making every car alarm sound like Hillary Clinton's laugh."
"In honor of the Million Muslim March... What do you get when you add a million lesbians to the Million Man March? Two million people that don't do dick."
"What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke? The punch line."
"I hate when my tattoo guy asks if he can take pics for his website and then I wake up the next day realising I don't have any tattoos."
"If a bunch of nuns wanted to help small business, they could create their own small business writing business plans... And call it 'Nun of Your Business'"
"I want to open i pizza place called Original Pizza, so that way if anybody asks if we deliver... yes, OP delivers."