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Joke of the Day
"Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed? Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule."
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"My girlfriend is going to a rastafarian party and has asked me to do her hair. I'm dreading it."
"My granma got my granpa a new pair of pants. When I asked him how they fit, he said, ""like a cheap castle"". When I looked confused, he explained, ""no ballroom"""
"It's 4:20 do you know what that means?!? It means only 40 minutes left to get 8 hours of work done."
"I like my women how I like my advent calendar. Against my wall, flaps open, ready to be eaten."
"[creepy mansion] ME: That portrait is watching us MAN: No way ME: [goes right up to portrait] I'm vegan PORTRAIT: [rolls eyes] ME: I knew it"
"I don't know why people are afraid of flying Most crashes happen at ground level"
"What would you call a store that sold only mints and gum? Bad Breath and Beyond."
"I like to make up little activities to keep the kids busy, such as ""Go out and find $1000 by midnight or we're gonna lose the house!"""
"Why do hippies wear patchouli? So blind people can hate them, too."