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Joke of the Day
"What do you call funny laboratory equipment? A comical flask."
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"'50 Shades of Grey' taught me how to please a woman. It's by writing a shitty book."
"I'm working on my second $million I finally gave up on the first."
"My first sex was like 100m dash... ... with 8 black men and a gun."
"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye... It turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time"
"Why do you never have sex with someone's ear? Because you'll give them hearing AIDS."
"I'm very serious about my cereal. I'm all about that Life."
"Did you hear about the flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage? It was a murder most foul."
"What's the difference between dead babies and salads? I don't put my salads in the microwave before I eat them"
"How do you make a gay guy fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt."