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Joke of the Day
"My State of the Union I am from Illinois, but I also lived in Arizona for a while."
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"They call my sister the Titanic because she once went down on a bunch of Irish peasants"
"My chair at work is really uncomfortable. I wonder if a stool softener will work."
"Best pickup line that should not fail. Guy: Wanna have great sex. Girl: No. Guy: Great, let's go then."
"How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality? He just nose. All credit to my BFF"
"In China the labels read, ""Made by someone you know."""
"Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa!"
"Is LSD illegal or just frowned upon? Asking for a giant purple rabbit."
"A horse walks into a pub and the bartender says, ""hey we've got a drink named after you"". The horse responded, ""what, Eric, really""?"
"3 out of 4 people suffer from anxiety disorder. The 4th person enjoys it."