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Joke of the Day
"I don't think we should call them ""bills."" Because Bill is a man's name and bills are fee mail."
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"What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things? A mountain gloat."
"Why are gay men such bad people? Because they are all fucking assholes"
"Rio is full of liars, cheaters, thieves, and drug abusers. And that's just the athletes."
"Him: Have you ever been so drunk that you... Me: Yes Him: But I didn't finish... Me: The answer is yes"
"You can't spell anal rash without Sarah Palin."
"I need a joke. I need a quick joke to tell Dennis tomorrow. He always tells me a good one and I want to hit him back with a good one."
"My New Year's resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier."
"[sees a kid at the park doing the pee pee dance] ""NO KID, WAIT- [it starts raining buckets of pee]"
"Students of Chemistry Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says ""We don't serve noble gasses in here."" Helium doesn't react."