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Joke of the Day
"Hillary Clinton is in the hospital... She is being treated for third degree Berns."
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"This is Bill Bill has a wife Bill isn't scared of his wife & says what he wants when he.. This is Bill's wife Bill is no longer available"
"Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race? Because the winner was a cheetah"
"How long did Cain beat his brother? As long as he was Abel."
"What kind of dog do IT people prefer? A Dobie"
"I really hope someone brings their cat to Mars only to get it get run over So we can finally say Curiosity killed the cat."
"Carbon Dating. What Carbon does when its lonely."
"What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out!"
"I know this guy that's hooked on brake fluid He said he could stop anytime."
"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead."