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Joke of the Day
"You know instead of saying half a dozen you could just say 6, right?"
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"I had a bukkake party last night. You should have come"
"The baby fell on the floor at breakfast this morning. Luckily, she landed butter side up, so the five second rule still applied."
"As told to me by my 7 YO son this morning... Him: What's a pirates favorite letter? Me: ARRRGH! Him: You would think it would be ARRRGH but my first love be the ""C""!"
"What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader? I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes? ... A FSHHH"
"There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman before marriage and after marriage."
"Strange new trend at the office People are putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Kevin."
"Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? Because he gave out bad scents (cents)."
"the worst part of senior prom was definitely dropping my date and my grandfather's ashes going EVERYWHERE"
"So the Zika virus causes tiny brains huh? Something something something Congress something something Donald Trump."