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Joke of the Day

"Its thanksgiving, and I am thankful for my dog, my boobies, and my life. Happy thanksgiving to you and your boobies."

"Whoever called it rush hour should not be allowed to name anything else."

"Can we just make serving unsalted french fries a federal offense?"

"My friend told an out of place joke about police searches. But I don't think it was warranted."

"How do you know that a elephant's been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. """

"What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend? There isn't one..."

"Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain? Because he wanted to transcend dental medication."

"On Jeopardy This is the largest mammal in the animal kingdom. *leans into mic* ""Who is, your mother?"""

"I don't understand why you guys complain about never being able to finish a tube of chapstick, it usually only takes me 2 or 3 bites."

"What were Steve Jobs children told to do when their father passed away? Steve's Job."