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Joke of the Day

"What did the sphinx say? What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme? Egypt me!"

"My house was haunted, so I got it exorcised by an expert. Unfortunately, I couldn't afford the payment and it got repossessed."

"What does Freud like to do with his mum Oedipussy"

"What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising."

"I'm not comfortable with the fact that there's a skeleton inside me."

"Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes? It would only admit one."

"[is being given CPR by my ex girlfriend] ""do you know how many heart attacks I had to fake before they sent you."""

"i think it's ironic that #youdonthavealife is trending on a social networking site."

"""will you be paying with cash or credit?"" ""Cash"" *start playing ""ring of fire"" on my kazoo *gets tackled by security*"

"What's the shortest way to the front page? Up vote to find out."